Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
When you show someone else something funny you...
You: Them: you:
I honestly think that Tumblr people are the first...
thehigheryouaretheharderyoufall: Like normal people would be like: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT REBECCA BLACK CHICK AND HER ENORMOUSLY STUPID SONG CALLED “FRIDAY”? I JUST SAW IT LAST NIGHT OMG And if you’re from Tumblr, you know you’d be like: Bitch, I saw that video two weeks ago WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN.
Chaz doesn't get invited anywhere.
k-bieber: dtfjustinbieber: justinbieberthinks: Poor baby. Justin doesn’t want Chustin to be obvious that’s why ^
We can be strong out on this lonely run on the road to love. We can be strong...– Lady GaGa (via deatheatersarereal)
When someone calls Miley Cyrus a slut:
When your name is in a math problem.
quidditch-pitch: I BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS?! never happened but id lmao if it did.
yanilavigne: IN MY BEDROOM: IN BATHROOM: WITH MY FRIENDS: IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER: IN A PARTY:
When no one is replying to your texts, and shit is...
BITCH, REPLY NOW.