Kelly is basically helping me out with the entire story. omfg i love my best friend. 

chaystar:

oh my god I have a shit load of homework

*opens browser*

  • Tumblr users: Please give us a chat system
  • Tumblr users: Please remove ask limits
  • Tumblr users: Please remove post limits
  • Tumblr users: Please do something
  • Tumblr staff: ok
  • Tumblr staff: *makes 'follow' & 'dashboard' button bold*
  • Tumblr staff: whew that was a lot of work
When someone says 'October'
  • Normal People: Fall, leaves, pumpkins, Halloween, Trick or Treating, Candy, Long nights, Chilly Weather, Sweaters, Boots, Cute Outfits, Hoodies, Hot Cocoa, Tea, Snuggling...
  • Me: Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift CD, Taylor Swift 'Red', Taylor Swift Calender, Taylor Swift Notebooks, Wonderstruck Enchanted Perfume by Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift everything. Did I forget to mention..Taylor Swift?
  • Period: Let me just stab you in the uterus. Nbd
  • Period: You didn't like that pair or underwear, did you? Good, 'cause its ruined.
  • Period: Go eat a whole tub of ice cream, a cake and 3 chocolate bars, and then maybe some fried chicken
  • Period: I hope you like blood
  • Period: *le breeze* instantly horny
  • Period: Can I make those wrappers any more noisy? Challenge accepted.
  • Period: I hope your mom didn't like that bedding
  • Period: You're not ugly enough as it is, here, have a face full of pimples
  • Period: Let me just keep you up all night with some cramps
  • Period: I'm here for a week, enjoy bitches

chaystar:

Tumblr’s video player needs a you tried star next to it

  • One Direction: Wins "their vma"
  • One Direction: We would like to thank all th-
  • Justin: Guys ima let you finish, but I would just like to say that Beyonce has the best music video of all time.